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and certain members of course !!

dekandgord wrote:and certain members of course !!

Hi :0

Nah, personally I think us members are normal,ummm just thought about that....I suspect all "your" patients say the same...

All the best Brett

yup they do, as do all the members, see a correlation there?

dekandgord wrote:yup they do, as do all the members, see a correlation there?

Hi

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOoooooooooooooooooooooooooo

Ummm are you saying that if a patient or member SAYS they are insane..they are probably sane ??

All the best Brett

nope, I am saying if I say you are sane, you are, if i say you aint, you aint !! and I have the mental health act (1983) on my side ! I am in the only profession other than law enforcement where i can legally detain you and you have very little recourse. I or one of my staff nurses can detain you for 6 hours, a dr can detain you for 72 hours, and a social worker with a consultant can detain you intitiallyfor a month then 6 months, followed by 12 months ongoing, ie renewed every 12 months. to do this they normally check with the nurses and the nurse in charge, so I say you are mad you aint going anywhere !!!!!! and the food is crap, so be warned.

dekandgord wrote:nope, I am saying if I say you are sane, you are, if i say you aint, you aint !! and I have the mental health act (1983) on my side ! I am in the only profession other than law enforcement where i can legally detain you and you have very little recourse. I or one of my staff nurses can detain you for 6 hours, a dr can detain you for 72 hours, and a social worker with a consultant can detain you intitiallyfor a month then 6 months, followed by 12 months ongoing, ie renewed every 12 months. to do this they normally check with the nurses and the nurse in charge, so I say you are mad you aint going anywhere !!!!!! and the food is crap, so be warned.

Hi

Hmmm...those nurses....any female ones to "detain" me for 6 hours and do they still wear "stockings" ??? sounds fun, and you do drugs as well , so I am told...

All the best Brett

oh no this isnt barbara windsor world, all the nurses are control and restraint trained, control and restrain is always done by a minimum team of three and isnt nice to see or be part of.the drugs have the nastiest side effect, one of which is normally lessening of libido, plus weight gain plus lethargy !

and the only one wearing stockings is me ! so be scared.

dekandgord wrote: one of which is normally lessening of libido, plus weight gain plus lethargy !

and the only one wearing stockings is me ! so be scared.

Hi

That first bit sounds like me already

Second bit is REALLY scary

All the best Brett

I stuff you full of chlorpromazine, carbemazepine and a bit of valproate and trust me you will be slowed down ! and if you are on a section I can do it against your will !

plus the ECT, which needs a second opinion from a Dr who you will meet for half an hour, who WILL ask the nurses their opinion and will then ask a PAM their opinion, which is generally based on the nursing staff's opinion and lo and behold you are plugged into the mains and that will slow you down !!!!!!!!!!!!